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Dear Dr. Huber,
I have a problem and hope you can help me figure it out: I have two pets, a cat called Mr. Snuggles, and a dog named Kris Kristofferson II, and, sadly, they have discord. I have tried everything, antibiotics, decoherence, local measurements, etc., but I still couldn't get rid of it. In fact, it even seems to increase. Is there anything I can do, or will I have to put them down?
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